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Holes & Hurricanes<\/p>\n

Um. Does that look like it hurts?<\/p>\n

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Dad, I can hear you from Honduras…”Just what you need. Another hole in your head<\/strong>.” *laughs* Actually, since Rebecca, “The Human Hole Puncher” arrived on the island, the ratio of punched and pierced persons has increased at least three-fold. My own current ratio of piercings to weeks is 2:1<\/strong> (navel and nose). Yes. Potential problems in the forecast. “Skippy” Nick is on his third hole…this one in the nipple. Do you like to watch people in pain?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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See Nick Squirm<\/a><\/p>\n

Speaking of problems and the forcast, apparently Hurricane Chantal is thinking of making a visit<\/strong> to our lovely island. *shrugs* Sure. Why not. Let’s add, “Survived Hurricane” to that infamous “Before I’m 25” list. However, as her name would imply, she’s a bit flaky with her dates, and it’s entirely likely she’ll blow us off *do the bad puns ever end?* for another island. She’s due for the party this evening or tomorrow. The emergency plan consists of huddling down with the beer and waiting. “Life in the fucking tropics.”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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