{"id":126,"date":"2001-10-29T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-29T18:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mercurystate.wordpress.com\/2001\/10\/29\/398\/"},"modified":"2008-09-17T13:27:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T17:27:18","slug":"398","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seekingsol.com\/398\/","title":{"rendered":"the fine print"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Fine Print<\/h3>\n

Okay. So I just bought another five months of travel insurance online… *bank account cringes as she wipes the sweat from her Dad\u00b4s brow*…and I just HAD to share my hearty laugh over the fine print on what on-the-road activities of mine are NOT insured<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

— Attempted suicide while insane;<\/p>\n

— Cosmetic or plastic surgery;<\/p>\n

— Nuclear reaction, radiation, or radioactive contamination;<\/p>\n

*and my favorite…*<\/p>\n

— Contests of speed;<\/p>\n

But what they neglected to include was<\/strong> injury resulting from:<\/p>\n

— Silmulaneous games of head ball and hackysack;<\/p>\n

— Falling off playforms in discos while salsa-ing;<\/p>\n

— Driving over cliffs in chicken busses;<\/p>\n

— and accidents resulting from pig-piles, falls from jungle gyms and the administration of daily, and multiple “airplane” rides.<\/p>\n

*takes the last laugh*<\/p>\n

(Oh wait? Do chicken bus accidents *by my own definition* count as contests of speed?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Fine Print Okay. So I just bought another five months of travel insurance online… *bank account cringes as she wipes the sweat from her Dad\u00b4s brow*…and I just HAD to share my hearty laugh… <\/p>\n

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